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31 comments

Maybe Dack is trying to teach everyone an important life lesson... you have to learn to condense your rage, and squeeze it into a bitter little ball (to paraphrase Homer Simpson). Then you release it at the appropriate time, like at your kid's baseball game or in rush-hour traffic.
Posted by wright on 05/10/01

I think that paraphrasing Homer Simpson is a healthy start to conquering rage, no matter what that rage is. Quoting Ralph Wiggam helps too.
Posted by Omega on 05/10/01

I bent my wookie!
Posted by innocent bystander on 05/10/01

"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
Posted by ralph on 05/10/01

"Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!"
Posted by ralph on 05/10/01

"Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
Posted by Buster on 05/10/01

Go Banana!
Posted by Ralph II on 05/10/01

That's where I saw the leprachan... He tells me to burn things.
Posted by WiggumPiggum. on 05/10/01

Sleep is where I drive a fire truck.
Posted by misquoted ralph on 05/11/01

will you open my milk, mommy?
Posted by ken on 05/11/01

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Posted by wright on 05/11/01

What's a diorama?
Posted by ralph w. on 05/11/01

"What's a battle?"
Posted by ralph on 05/11/01

"My cat's name is mittens!"
Posted by ralph on 05/11/01

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
Posted by ralph on 05/11/01

"I ated the purple berries...they taste like burning."
Posted by ralph on 05/11/01

I ate all my caps! *bang* Oof!
Posted by raplh on 05/11/01

Lisa will you cho cho chose me?
Posted by Ralph on 05/11/01

Pointy Kitty!
Posted by Ralph on 05/11/01

When I graduate I want to go to Bovine University!
Posted by Ralph on 05/11/01

"Then, the doctor told me both my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
Posted by Tony on 05/11/01

"Ms. Hoover, which one is oral?"

"Out of your mouth, Ralph."
Posted by ralphwiggum.com on 05/12/01

"And my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
Posted by ralph on 05/12/01

Smells like hotdogs!
Posted by Angie on 05/15/01

Daddy it tastes like grandma!
Posted by comidoki on 05/17/01

Ms. Kerbople and Principal Skinner where in the closet making babies....and one of the babies it looked at me!
Posted by -Ralph on 05/17/01

LOOKS GOOD FOR ME DONT NEED TO TELL MY LIFE STORY LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT ANYWAYS SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU DO WELL WE DONT ASSHOLE
Posted by opie on 06/18/01

CATS SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD HEHEHEHE
COMPUTER GIVES LIFE TO THOUGH THAT HAVE NONE HEHE MY ASS SMELL LIKE SH--
Posted by OPIE on 06/18/01

"In my house we call that an uh-oh"
Posted by Robert on 07/19/01

"Daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard."
Posted by Robert on 07/19/01

look big daddy its regular daddy
Posted by mike on 11/07/01

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