»  The concept that more time at the office = more valuable employee 5/17/01 16 comments 
»  Fat ass soccer moms yelling tactical advise (run to the ball!) from the sidelines of the soccer pitch 5/17/01 25 comments 
»  Skinny people at ballgames who bitch about me hanging over into their seat 5/17/01 15 comments 
»  10 digit dialing 5/17/01 7 comments 
»  Turning 30 and having nothing to show for it 5/17/01 15 comments 
»  When condoms break unexpectedly 5/17/01 9 comments 
»  Infrared "seeing eye" faucets in public restrooms that never fucking work 5/17/01 10 comments 
»  The misuse of apostrophes in grammar (it's out of control) 5/17/01 27 comments 
»  The slavery reparations crowd 5/17/01 35 comments 
»  Robert Blake's taste in women 5/16/01 5 comments 
»  plastic.com  5/16/01 1 comment 
»  Large gatherings of hysterical, middle-aged women, wearing stretch pants (i.e. million mom march) 5/16/01 6 comments 
»  A warm toilet seat 5/16/01 16 comments 
»  Fat people at ballgames who can't fit in their seats and spill over into your space 5/16/01 17 comments 
»  the unexplained sticky stuff on the grocery store checkout conveyor belt 5/16/01 3 comments 
»  Getting on a plane and seeing a cockpit full of toggle-switch controls older than you are 5/16/01 10 comments 
»  Fat asses who fill up their coke and don't get out of the way to put the lid on and the straw in 5/15/01 12 comments 
»  '80s hair band reunions 5/15/01 12 comments 
»  Weblogs that exist for the sole purpose of boosting the author's ego 5/15/01 9 comments 
»  MTV's Total Request Live - that's all they play anymore 5/15/01 13 comments 
»  The Britney Spears Pepsi commercial! Make it stop! 5/15/01 22 comments 
»  My life before the Suck List 2001 5/14/01 7 comments 
»  the way you feel after savagely beating someone 5/14/01 4 comments 
»  System requirements for Windows XP 5/14/01 6 comments 
»  Carpet in the bathroom or kitchen 5/14/01 6 comments 
»  Volvo using Mr. Scruff in their new tv ad 5/14/01 5 comments 
»  Losing to the 5k chess program over and over and over and over 5/14/01 1 comment 
»  Dan Rather's new haircut 5/14/01 3 comments 
»  Fat LPGA tour players 5/14/01 5 comments 
»  Sappy, fawning Jim Nantz interviews with fossils like Byron Nelson 5/14/01 4 comments 
»  Family Circus 5/14/01 7 comments 
»  The demise of the XFL 5/11/01 9 comments 
»  That goddamn "di-do di-do di-do" reminder beep emanating from unattended Palm Pilots 5/11/01 10 comments 
»  The accuracy of advice in Maxim magazine and on the Tom Leykis Show 5/11/01 9 comments 
»  Allaire being acquired by the creators of Flash - Macromedia 5/11/01 3 comments 
»  Destiny's Child 5/11/01 31 comments 
»  web sites with yellow backgrounds 5/11/01 2 comments 
»  Eric Raymond 5/11/01 2 comments 
»  Being in love with your sister-in-law 5/10/01 21 comments 
»  the "zoomzoom" commercials 5/10/01 10 comments 
»  The microscopic dimensions of the "what sucks?" entry field, which isn't nearly large enough to contain my rage. 5/9/01 31 comments 
»  People running around saying "You ARE the weakest link - goodbye!" 5/9/01 12 comments 
»  Jerri Manthey 5/9/01 8 comments 
»  The new iMacs 5/9/01 14 comments 
»  Gross overuse of the phrase "the tribe has spoken." 5/9/01 4 comments 
»  NASCAR 5/8/01 14 comments 
»  Rednecks who ran out to put "Rest in Peace" under the already existing #3 sticker on their rusty ass pickups 5/8/01 39 comments 
»  X10 Pop-up ads everywhere 5/8/01 6 comments 
»  Godfather III 5/8/01 2 comments 
»  How Big Macs look in real life compared to how they look in commercials 5/8/01 5 comments 
»  Best Buy - from the pre-pubescent sales staff to that goddamn yellow pricetag creature of a mascot. 5/8/01 11 comments 
»  being in love with an ex-girlfriend 5/8/01 13 comments 
»  People who listen to voicemail over speakerphone 5/8/01 6 comments 
»  Aspirin Bottle Cotton - Is that even cotton? 5/8/01 7 comments 
»  dack.com 5/8/01 12 comments 
»  megnut.com 5/8/01 15 comments 
»  The Ponitac Aztek 5/8/01 60 comments 
»  98 lb women + Ford Excursions 5/8/01 47 comments 
»  The thought of Michael Jordan in a Wizards uniform 5/8/01 6 comments 
»  Home Depot salespeople 5/7/01 27 comments 
»  Any software that attempts a full-scale takeover of your system upon installation (i.e., steals file extensions, invades your startup and system tray, spews "Join AOL/MSN" icons, etc.) 5/7/01 4 comments 
»  Real Networks and every piece of software they've ever created. 5/7/01 18 comments 
»  Mac OSX 5/7/01 12 comments 
»  hippies 5/6/01 26 comments 
»  NASA 5/6/01 21 comments 
»  Curtis Strange 5/6/01 3 comments