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Rednecks who ran out to put "Rest in Peace" under the already existing #3 sticker on their rusty ass pickups 39 comments Can you repeat the question? Posted by sd on 05/09/01 Wah y'all makin' fun uh us fer respectin' duh mem'ry uh good ol' Dale? Yeeeeehaaaaaaw!!!!!!! Posted by Cletus on 05/09/01 I don't even know what this means... Posted by Stop Making Sense! on 05/09/01 Legendary NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt drove the #3 car. And he died. Posted by dack on 05/09/01 Informal survey for all rednecks out there: Which is cooler to have, a Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo or the bumper sticker "I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy"? Posted by New_comment_man on 05/10/01 From what I can tell, Calvin peeing on anything or the number of your favorite nascar driver are the two best ways to go. But I am not a redneck so I really can't say for sure. Posted by ro50 on 05/10/01 redneck haiku(hope the formatworks) Dang, in that tubetop You make me almost forget that you're my cousin Posted by maria on 05/11/01 more redneck haiku In Wal-Mart aisle Wailing boy wants wrasslin' doll Mama whups his butt Posted by maria on 05/11/01 =Gathering= In early morn mist Ma searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man Posted by maria on 05/11/01 =Offerings= Tonight we hunger Grandma sent grocery money To Jimmy Swaggart Posted by maria on 05/11/01 =Impounded= Sixty-five dollars and cyclone fence keep me from My El Camino Posted by maria on 05/11/01 =Alone= Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order Posted by maria on 05/11/01 I'll try one... i am from Texas now i live in Hawaii no sign of nascar ...and another... syllabulls are dumb skool aint for country folk but how do you know me? Posted by Colin on 05/11/01 Right after ole' Dale's untimely demise, my colleague and I noticed a well-placed Dale E. Coke machine at Chicago's McCormick Place convention center. Just to be snarky, we put pennies over the eyes and genuflected as we put plastic flowers where the change comes out. Looks from others = priceless. Posted by Mrs. O on 05/11/01 cunfedurat flag snug around yer purdy mouth don't yew tell mamma Posted by bucky on 05/11/01 Hard-earned Marlboro Proofs-of-purchase, neatly stacked. Drawls Clint, "Ante up!" Posted by bubba on 05/11/01 Visible gun rack Calvin pissing on a logo Gawrsh I love mah truck Posted by Dave on 05/11/01 "Back Off" mud flaps: $40.00 Six pack of Old Milwaukee: $2.25 Confederate flag bumper sticker: $2.00 Shooting rats at the city dump with your pals: priceless For everything else, there's Mastercard Posted by Scott on 05/11/01 :::Summer::: Smack it with my boot My boy's bank had a dollar I now have Bomb-Pop :::Spring::: Fever whups up 'em Hormones that make me forget Who my sister is Posted by JimBob on 05/12/01 in the pale moonlight perfect time fer lovin' ewe sheep fornicatin' Posted by Skeeter on 05/12/01 sleepin' in my truck yesterday's big tornader made my home mo-bile Posted by Skeeter on 05/12/01 Lawn chairs n'front K-Mart Watchin' cars tear up da road 'S'a Redneck Frahday Posted by Schwab on 05/14/01 I am a red neck hippie. Dale was a good race car driver, but thats all he was. Posted by Red Neck Hippie on 05/14/01 Deer wander in yard Sun heats up the doublewide Get the shotgun, Ma Posted by Fran on 05/14/01 Shouldn't it be Rust in Peace? I thought it was funny. Posted by JJ on 05/15/01 My airbrushed t-shirt Matches my woman's, says we're "Prisoners of Luv" Posted by McConda on 05/15/01 Giant spool table Right there in the dining room No placemats needed Posted by Antawn on 05/16/01 the calvin pissing on the chevy logo definitely got played out when the goddamn rice burners with the fart pipes started putting it on their windows. and i'd rather push my ford than drive any of those pieces of crap. Posted by munk e. butt on 05/16/01 Over at the SuperK Pork rinds come in family size Tonights side dish Posted by JPC on 05/16/01 I'm gonna start selling a Calvin pissing on a Calvin. Posted by Herschel on 05/16/01 Blue F250 More horsepower for me I sure do miss Dale... (new truck, I have bragging rights) I love my hubby My anniversary fell On the day Dale died (Isn't that SAD!? We're out for our anniversary, get home late that night, get the tape out of the VCR & start watching it... I suppose it's better we didn't stay home and watch the race before we went out, no one wants to go to dinner with mascara runnin' down her face.) Posted by RedneckWoman on 06/01/01 skid marks on the pavement possum runs away no dinner tonight Posted by snake961 on 06/03/01 spandex shorts crawl up ain't you glad she's not yer mom? else you couldn't fuck Posted by shaun on 06/06/01 Boots on the table-- Were you born in a barn? What's a house 'cept a barn for humans? Posted by TexZen on 06/23/01 =recall= millions of tars line interstate highway paint them white Posted by fulmn8 on 06/27/01 Putting a Rest in Peace sticker on their trucks is better than what someone here did. She got his face tattooed on her leg with "in loving memory" under it. They had a picture of it in the paper...stupidest thing I've ever seen. Posted by Me on 06/29/01 You gotta realize the fact that earnhardt was like a demi-god to some of these redneck losers. It is sad that he died, but I think there would be less fanfare if the pope kicked the bucket. Posted by mark on 07/05/01 rednecks rull 100% so dont be makin fun of rednecks Posted by mike on 07/30/01 Garsh, what team does this Pope feller race fer? Mabe I'll get wunna his stickers, two Posted by mojo on 08/02/01 |
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