| 1. | Nausea, vomiting 
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			| 2. | Splitting headache 
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			| 3. | Acidulous stools, burning sphincter 
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			| 4. | Mental anguish: Things I said last night 
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			| 5. | Mental anguish: My ridiculous dancing last night 
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			| > | Mental anguish: The email I might have sent last night 
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			| > | Mental anguish: The chick I had sex with last night 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Who did I confess undying love to last night? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Who the hell did I wake up with this morning? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Why are my panties in my purse? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Whose doorstep did I pee on last night? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Where am I? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: why is my underwear on backwards? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Riding the bumper cars at the fair only to wake up in a crowded parking lot. 
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			| > | Mental anguish: 43 phone calls you can't remember, to friend who won't speak with you anymore. 
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			| > | Mental anguish: have sexual intercourses with your boss' secretary at your company's xmas party 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Whose underwear are these? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: He/she must have gained 30 pounds since last night 
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			| > | Mental anguish: Why did I get back together with my ex-girlfriend? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: The numerous ATM
receipts that appear from every pocket and the memory of being overcome with generosity every time you got near the
bar. 
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			| > | Mental anguish: How 
big really was she? 
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			| > | Mental anguish: The dick I had sex with last night. 
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			| > | Jaundice from liver shutting down 
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			| > | Waking up in the slammer 
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			| > | Three Letters: D.U.I. 
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			| > | Three Letters: D.W.I. 
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			| > | Waking up wearing the same clothes you had on the night before...only smelling worse. 
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			| > | Looking out to see your car parked in the front yard. 
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			| > | No longer wanting to drink 
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			| > | Reeking of booze when going to work 
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			| > | being sober 
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			| > | Wondering where the body damage came from. 
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			| > | waking up face down in the yard 
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			| > | Puking/pissing/pooping in the bed 
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			| > | Waking up and realizing you're dead 
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			| > | Waking up and realizing you're alive 
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			| > | The shit television you watch the whole day long 
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			| > | waking up in the morning and wondering were your car is. 
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			| > | beer farts 
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			| > | Enlisting in the Navy 
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			| > | waking up w/ your ass all sore 
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			| > | Doing the "walk of shame" down the hotel corridor, with all of your underwear in your purse. 
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			| > | Wondering which ex-lover I phoned at 3:00 a.m. 
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			| > | "chunks" in my hair 
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			| > | bruising of unknown provenance 
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			| > | Having to work the day after 
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			| > | low self esteem 
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			| > | Waking up and realizing you've been written on - in permanent marker... 
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			| > | finding the lid up on your hamper the next morning 
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			| > | waking up in a jail cell after being arrested for pissing in an ice machine at the 7-11 
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