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Nausea, vomiting
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Splitting headache
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Acidulous stools, burning sphincter
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Mental anguish: Things I said last night
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Mental anguish: My ridiculous dancing last night
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Mental anguish: The email I might have sent last night
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Mental anguish: The chick I had sex with last night
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Mental anguish: Who did I confess undying love to last night?
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Mental anguish: Who the hell did I wake up with this morning?
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Mental anguish: Why are my panties in my purse?
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Mental anguish: Whose doorstep did I pee on last night?
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Mental anguish: Where am I?
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Mental anguish: why is my underwear on backwards?
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Mental anguish: Riding the bumper cars at the fair only to wake up in a crowded parking lot.
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Mental anguish: 43 phone calls you can't remember, to friend who won't speak with you anymore.
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Mental anguish: have sexual intercourses with your boss' secretary at your company's xmas party
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Mental anguish: Whose underwear are these?
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Mental anguish: He/she must have gained 30 pounds since last night
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Mental anguish: Why did I get back together with my ex-girlfriend?
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Mental anguish: The numerous ATM
receipts that appear from every pocket and the memory of being overcome with generosity every time you got near the
bar.
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Mental anguish: How
big really was she?
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Mental anguish: The dick I had sex with last night.
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Jaundice from liver shutting down
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Waking up in the slammer
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Three Letters: D.U.I.
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Three Letters: D.W.I.
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Waking up wearing the same clothes you had on the night before...only smelling worse.
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Looking out to see your car parked in the front yard.
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No longer wanting to drink
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Reeking of booze when going to work
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being sober
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Wondering where the body damage came from.
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waking up face down in the yard
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Puking/pissing/pooping in the bed
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Waking up and realizing you're dead
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Waking up and realizing you're alive
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The shit television you watch the whole day long
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waking up in the morning and wondering were your car is.
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beer farts
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Enlisting in the Navy
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waking up w/ your ass all sore
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Doing the "walk of shame" down the hotel corridor, with all of your underwear in your purse.
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Wondering which ex-lover I phoned at 3:00 a.m.
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"chunks" in my hair
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bruising of unknown provenance
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Having to work the day after
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low self esteem
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Waking up and realizing you've been written on - in permanent marker...
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finding the lid up on your hamper the next morning
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waking up in a jail cell after being arrested for pissing in an ice machine at the 7-11
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